If you’re looking for Christmas pressie inspiration for a best friend, partner, loved one and bored with the usual beauty/fragrance/clothing gift guides then this one is for you.
I literally don’t know what could be a better present than the gift of orgasms a plenty this winter, so I’ve put together some of my top picks for a bit of a different, more sophisticated gift guide this winter.
If you haven’t heard, there’s a new type of sex toy in town and I guarantee it’ll blow your mind. The first of its type in this blog post is the Womanizer Liberty. Instead of using generic vibration patterns to stimulate, this toy uses pressure air technology which gently sucks and sends massaging air waves to your clitoris for a totally different type of orgasm. The Womanizer Liberty is waterproof so you can enjoy at bath time and has 6 different intensity levels so you’re guaranteed to have the time of your life. Also, might I add, is super subtle, hardly resembling a sex toy at all, so a perfect secret Santa gift for a lucky lady this winter.
Lube is something I feel is really undervalued but adds so much more fun to a sex life, wether it be by yourself or with a partner. I have three in this post. Firstly, the Ann Summers Liquid Satin Lube which has been developed with what the store called it’s ‘O blend’ – helping to also enhance libido, intensify orgasm and increase sexual pleasure. This feels silky smooth but is water based so it’s great for use with toys too.
Next, if flavour is more your thing then I can really rate Love Honey! They do a real fun selection of flavours, making oral pleasure even more exciting. From Chocolate Orange, Passionfruit, to the limited edition Gin & Tonic, there’s a flavour for everyone.
Finally, if you have a little extra budget, Lelo have a real luxury lubricant called their Personal Moisurizer. It’s dual purpose and water based so perfect for fun with toys and your partner, or even to use as a moisturiser! Also formulated with aloe vera and pH balanced for even the most sensitive skins and lady parts.
I also had to add this fun box of Ann Summers Chocolate Willies to the post as well for a bit of a laugh, but could be a great stocking filler! Nom nom nom.
The second Lelo Sona 2 is the second sex toy different to your standard vibrator in this post. Ladies, this will BLOW your mind. This toy uses sonic waves and pulses to stimulate not only the external parts of your clitoris, but also the internal (yes the clit is actually quite a lot bigger than you could imagine and reaches all the way around your vulva). Also, because this isn’t directly touching your clitoris, it means you can go on, and on and on, without sensitivity for multiple orgasms. This I think is my favourite product in this post and one I would love to gift all of my girlfriends and you! (link)
If you’re a fan of rabbit vibrators, I can highly recommend the Whisper Rabbit. Ann Summers developed their Whisper range specifically for those who were worried about the noise of their sex toys – whether you have kids or still live with your parents or have thin walls and lots of housemates, the sound of this toy is comparable to a whisper which means you can fully relax and let go! (link)
The most perfect stocking fillers for your bestie, I think the Love Honey Dream Bullet (link) and a pack of Ann Summers Cleansing Wipes (link) make an orgasm combination for those who travel a lot or just want something discreet to use with a partner. Wipes are necessary because who can be bothered to get up to the bathroom to wash their toys after having orgasmed, with weak legs?
Along with sex toys and lube, Lelo also have their own range of condoms… not just any old rubber though, these are Hex Condoms. Ultra thin and covered in a hexagonal web, these condoms are strong, these have enhanced safety to reduce tears making it one of the biggest advances in condom technology for 70 years! (link)
Next up, the Ann Summers Moregasm Petite G Spot Vibrator. I actually think this is the perfect sex toy for someone who hasn’t used one before. It’s not intimidating at all, has 6 different vibration settings, it’s waterproof, and very soft due to it’s silicone casing. (link)
Tenga is a brand I’ve only learnt about recently, they specialise in male masturbation products, but this is one for the ladies, introducing the Iroha Mini Vibrator. The thing I love about this is it is super discreet and looks more like a work of art or a lip balm than a vibrator. It has one speed but it’s just right. Perfect for travelling with! (link)
And I definitely had to put in a toy for the boys here too. This is also from Tenga and it’s aptly named The Spinner. This is a masturbation sleeve with an internal coil which twists as you stroke up and down, sending unreal sensations to the penis… or so I’ve been told! (link)
And last but not least, these incredible pins and keyrings from my favourite graphic designer, Eat Mielies! I discovered Kim and her company on Instagram and have been the biggest fan ever since. I now have her merch all over my house – willy socks, vulva mugs, boobie prints… I love it all! I also love supporting an independent business like this so I’ll continue to buy and gift her things for years to come! (Link)
That might have been my favourite gift guide I’ve written to date! And has now made me quite flustered so I’ll say my goodbyes now… also. just a note to say that any of these would be the perfect treat for YOURSELF too this Christmas, just sayin’!
Thank me later.